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July
2001 Independence Edition #6
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With bombs bursting in air…Me again,
Chester Chatsworth with a star-spangled fun and
fact-filled July edition of the Dallas Homes
Newsletter Chester’s Chatterbox.
This newsletter is dedicated to all of you
Independent and honorable Americans out there who make
our lives so special. Oh…we’re proud to be American’s…or at least Texans
anyway. Happy
Fourth of July! And
have a great fun-filled summer.
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Chester’s
Cooking Tips
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Baseball,
Hot Dogs, Apple Pie…what’s
more all-American than a nice
grilled hot dog for Independence
Day?
Sit back now and learn how
to Grill a Hot Dog…in four easy steps.
Step 1: Place
a chair in the middle of the room.
Step 2: Position
your canine securely on the chair.
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Step 3: Adjust
a strong lamp so as to illuminate
the dog’s face
and heat him up.
Step 4: Ask
him a series of difficult
questions.
*use of
blindfold is optional
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Why
Are Dogs and Flags Similar?
Let’s take the American flag, for instance.
We all know that there are 50 stars, which
represent the 50 states of America.
There are 13 stripes on the flag; these represent the
thirteen original colonies--Massachusetts, Maine,
Montana—uhhhh maybe not Montana.
Oh, well, don’t ask me what they are, because
I’m a dog, and I didn’t go to school—unless you
count obedience school.
When it comes to obedience, I’m your dog.
Speaking of obedience, dogs are known for other
personality traits, too, and this is where the similarity
to the flag comes in.
The flag is red, white, and blue, right?
Well, did you know that red stands for valor and
hardiness? Who’s
hardier than a dog? As
for valor—Judy tells people I very valorable; she paid a
lot of money for me.
White portrays innocence and purity.
These are the qualities I exhibit after
misfortunate accidents—like breaking Judy’s antique
vase. Blue
stands for vigilance, perseverance, and justice. Need I
say more? So,
I think it’s fair to say that dogs and flags are
similar, but just don’t try to fold us into a triangle
when you put us away at night.
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This
Newsletter is dedicated to you, our valued customers,
from me Chester B. Chatsworth, Judy McCutchin and her
special team, and everyone here at Dallas Homes.
Happy Fourth of July, and thank-you for all of
your patronage!!
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Flag
Web Links for Historical Buffs
For
you history buffs, here are a couple of web sites that
may be useful for facts and information on the Flag: www.si.edu/resource/faq/nmah/flag.html
for historical flag information: www.userpages.aug.com/haywire/history.html
and, if you feel the need for some poems about “Old
Glory,” etc. check out: www.theshop.net/slworley/amerindx.html
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Cool Dogs and Hot Dogs
July
is one of our hottest months here in Texas.
So, I thought I’d share some tips with you on
how to keep your dog healthy, safe, and cool in this
hot summer weather. Hot dogs (the ones you eat) are
good, but hot dogs (climatically challenged canines)
are not!
First of all, we need to
determine if your dog will be indoors or outdoors.
You see, it’s easy to keep us dogs cool
indoors. We
just sit and chill in front of the air conditioner
while eating our favorite flavor of Popsicle, which I
like to refer to as flavored ‘water bones.’
Unless, of course, you don’t have air conditioning,
then it is important to have open windows or a fan
moving air around inside.
The most important thing is to have plenty of
fresh, clean water for us to drink at all times.
We need exercise too.
Even in hot months.
But it’s important to remember that we
don’t perspire like you sweaty humans.
Because of this, we need to have a place to
cool down afterwards, or we need exercise around water
where we can take a dip now and then to cool ourselves
off. My
cousin Flossie even likes to water ski on occasion. Maybe you’ve seen her picture in the Swimsuit Edition of
Canine Sports Illustrated.
We always like to take a nice car
ride and enjoy that fresh wind blowing in our faces as
our ears flap in the breeze.
Well, I guess my ears don’t flap much because
I had my ears cropped as a pup.
But I still like a good car ride now and again.
One important point though is that if you do
plan on taking your dog out in the car NEVER … I
repeat ...NEVER leave them in a closed up car.
Even with the windows down and fresh water for
them to drink it can still get incredibly hot in the
car, even in a short period of time.
This can cause undue stress to your pet,
heatstroke, or even death.
One more word of caution:
Despite the fact that we love riding in the
back of pickup trucks.
It is probably a bad idea.
We can be seriously injured if an accident
occurs or if we have the urge to jump out to chase
that stray cat we see in passing.
Oh, and under no circumstances should you tie
or chain your pet in the back of a pickup.
I once saw a truck passing by with a black lab
dangling over the edge of the truck by his leash. Luckily, my loud barking got the attention of the driver, and
the lab was rescued.
But, you can see the potential for danger there
as well.
These are just a few safety tips
for dogs in the summer time.
I’m sure there are other precautions you can
take to keep your dog cool and healthy.
Just think smart and use common sense.
After all, we are one of the most (probably The
Most) important members of your family.
For more detailed information on caring for pets
in hot weather, log on to “Dr. Sue’s Pet Care
Tips” at www.dcn.davis.ca.us/vme/DrSue/summer.html
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The
Origin of the Hot Dog
Speaking of hot dogs (the eating
kind), have you every wondered why you humans call
them by this canine-etically impolite term?
According to Don Voorhees in his Book
of Totally Useless Information, around the turn of
the century, it was thought that frankfurters were
actually made from dog parts.
(Ewwwwww-www!) At that time, (according to
Voorhees) a concessionaire, at New York’s Polo
Grounds, by the name of Harry Stevens had his vendors
yell, “Get your red-hot dachshund sausages!”
Cartoonist T. A. Dorgan liked this expression
and started calling them hot dogs…setting a new
trend in the food industry.
Abhorring if you are a dog…but, in all
essence…true!
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Judy McCutchin
(972) 931-9903
www.dallashomes.com
judy@dallashomes.com
REMAX Preston Road North
17740 Preston Road, Dallas TX 75252 (972) 380-6200
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*While
RE/MAX and The Judy McCutchin Team used their best efforts
in collecting and preparing the information published
herein, they do not assume, and hereby disclaim, any
liability for any loss or damage caused by errors or
omissions, whether
such errors or omissions resulted from negligence,
accident or
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