Well, here it is folks...the next installment of Let's Talk Turkey, the Un-Official Dallas Homes Thanksgiving Newsletter.  Now that you've eaten most of your children's Halloween candy, you can move on to that Thanksgiving feast.  Just a word of advice: When feasting this holiday season, keep in mind that turkey contains the chemical steroidal hormonal compound texihydroxidoiazleate difosilate which is known to cause drowsiness in laboratory rats.  So, if you plan to have a big Thanksgiving meal of turkey...a word of caution...don't feed it to any rats, and avoid operating heavy machinery.  Sit back now, loosen your belts and ties, relax and enjoy.

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A Funny

 Thanksgiving Story

 Ok, so maybe it isn’t such a funny story, but what can I say, I was only a pup.  I remember long ago when I was just a wee thing, Judy decided that rather than hire a puppy-sitter, she would just take me with her to this beautiful home across town.  It was a few days before Thanksgiving, and I can still remember how the house was all decked out in fall colors and Autumn centerpieces when we entered.  It was very comfy walking though that house.  Judy went off in one direction and, being the curious pup that I was, I decided to explore the rest of the house.  I walked through the bedrooms and living room and finally made my way through the kitchen and into the dining room where, lo and behold, there was an amazing ‘spread’ of Thanksgiving food on the table.  Wow!!  I was amazed at the food, and I was also very hungry.  I looked around to see if I could see anyone, but there was no one around.  I looked for Judy, but she was nowhere to be found.  I was very hungry (as most young pups always seem to be) and the food looked sooo good.  I waited as long as I could (which wasn’t long since pups don’t have much patience) then went running up to the table, jumped up and took hold of the plump, golden, turkey and began to savor the juicy…plastic??  What?  Turns out that the house Judy had taken me to was a model home and the dining room table had been set up to look like a holiday feast, when in reality the food was plastic.  Dang, my puppy plot foiled again!

Thanksgiving Website

 Links

 Thanksgiving Central your website for all of you Thanksgiving needs.

 For Thanksgiving know-how articles ranging from making gravy, to slicing turkey, and much much more.

Thanksgiving jokes, riddles, fun, games and more for you and your children.

THANKFULNESS??

Thankfulness, appreciation, gratefulness, gratitude, indebtedness, blessings, thanks...whatever word you choose, it all means the same thing.  Thanksgiving is the perfect holiday opportunity for us to give thanks.  So, what are you thankful for?? The people at Dallas Homes wanted me to tell all of you faithful newsletter readers that they are thankful to have valued customers and friends like you.  Judy didn’t actually tell me, but I’m sure that she is thankful to have a dog as wonderful as me; as I am thankful to have a friend like her.  This brings me to my real point.  Thankfulness, that feeling of being thankful, we all feel it but how often do we really say it?  Probably not as often as we should.  Therefore, this is my great idea for this Thanksgiving.  (I often come up with Great ideas because I am a Great Dane you know, and even my regular ideas are often still pretty Great.)  So, here it is, my great idea for this Thanksgiving is that we all go out of our way to say and show our thanks to people.  We can show thanks to friends and family, but how about showing thanks to the guy who holds the door open for you at the mall, or the boy who delivers your paper, or the woman at the deli counter where you buy your sandwich every day at lunch.  For one day (or more if you like) let’s all just say “Thanks.”  My way of showing thanks to our mailman will be to go one whole day without barking at him.  I know it is a hard thing to do, but …we all have to make our sacrifices.  Thanks to you all… Chester!

This Newsletter is dedicated to you, our valued customers, from me Chester B. Chatsworth, Judy McCutchin and her special team, and everyone here at Dallas Homes.  Happy Thanksgiving, and thank-you for all of your patronage!!

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